Sat, Nov. 11th, 2006, 02:21 am
Sat, Nov. 11th, 2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
I'm a little surprised to see you using livejournal, considering its sketchy politics.
Sun, Nov. 12th, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
Waiting for door-to-door confiscations!
Move to Czech Republic!
Machineguns are cheaper here..
and politicians concerned with real issues of balancing budgets.
No hurricanes, no niggers, no muslims, no christians (80% atheist/agnostic).
Good beer, pretty women..good cuisine..
Plenty of commies though.. many of them gun-owners ..
(and gypsies. Though in another ten years.. if we ever get rid of the UN.. hunting permits will be issued ... :-) *
Door-to-door confiscations have not been observed since the 1950's)
Sorry Oleg for not giving you any more traffic from Czech Republic.. but I think hawking that extra poster is a bit silly... and I feel little inclination to join the discussion without at least having the weapon permit... and to get that I first need to get a residency confirmation from the Czech Foreigners Police department.. and only then I can spend the money and buy a handgun.
(Only at max 2-shot percussion ignited weapons are sold over the counter..)
Sigh. At least two days of enduring bureaucracy...
A bad joke:
An American of Slovak descent visits the land of his forefathers, and is talking to a Slovak outside a pub in a small town:
"You don't have niggers.. but those gypsies don't look much better."
"Tell me, all they do is abuse welfare, pop out kids, and steal whatever they can.."
"Too bad you can't shoot them... In the US, if we catch them on our property, we can take them down just like that."
"Nah.. around here it's better! Watch this".
The Slovak takes out a big, black pistol and shoots a passing gypsy.
Several bystanders raise their eyebrows. The officer in the nearby patrol car doesn't even look up.
The American is dumbfounded. Wanting a trophy for himself, for some measly 200$ he buys an old vz.52.
He sees a gypsy rumagging in a dumpster. Takes aim, fires.
Gypsy goes down as if shot.
The barrel is still full of smoke when he feels the heavy hand of the law on his shoulder.
"Mr. I have to arrest you."
"But why. You can shoot gypsies?"
"Yes.. but not while they are feeding! Ignorance is no excuse!"
Sun, Nov. 19th, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
When you get that pistol, do the world a favor and turn it on yourself.
Sun, Nov. 19th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
Why? Bad jokes are a national hobby. Besides... if you had gypsies next door... that really turns one into a racist. You know... noise, garbage, zillion kids running around. Smoke.
But, they aren't all bad. I guess in another 60 yrs, they might get civilized enough not to be an annyoing minority.
Mon, Nov. 20th, 2006 12:23 pm (UTC)
And .. being non PC/rude is very common..
Former PM Zeman:
While I know that not every Muslim is a terrorist, every international terrorist is a Muslim..
Besides. Czechs have a reputation for being xenophobic. //Byelorussian spies say that.. so it must be the truth..
Also, there is a lot of disdain among technical people for Papists, Christians and nuts*
*everyone into eastern BS philosophy, everyone who believes in the supernatural..